reading bad fanfiction is like listening to the kidz bop version of your favourite song
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.
why am i awake
Because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful
IF THEY’RE GONNA GIVE US ANY BITS FROM SHERLOCK’S PAST OR HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FATHER I’M GONNA EXPLODE LIKE THAT’D BE HONESTLY THE END OF ME THERE WON’T EVEN BE ANYTHING TO PUT TOGETHER I’LL JUST VAPORISE LIKE CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN
Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.
FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably
i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home
just go in reverse….
i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear
I’m not really psyched for the Xbox One, but this is one of the best commercials I’ve seen in a while.
when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”
that’s when you know you have a problem